March 2012
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suckmynutsbobbarker:
haiku to hot girls:
that was line one. now show me
what that mouf do, bitch.
February 2012
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The only reason I’m complying with this school sanctioned evacuation drill is for internet coverage.
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Reblog if you've never seen a White person in real...
When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore...
– Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage. (via abaldwin360)
BOOM.
(via tehblackbirdisincognito)
YES. (via impudentstrumpet)
Got accepted to my 1st choice University!
I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...
– Barack Obama
(via loveyourchaos)
And this is why you’ll earn my vote.
(via burymyconviction)
You better say that shit Obama
(via theuppitynegras)
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Dude.
Why did it take me this long to watch Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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If you’re a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.
– Chris Rock on Animation (via oldfilmsflicker)
rdj
how-ood:
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BleSS
Octavia
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The best part about me still going to church (besides the singing) is dressing like fierce sexy lgbt beast realness for the congregation to scowl at.
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Dammit Adam Levine.
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Whoopi Goldberg is my spirit animal.